I have two jokes ,I will do my best in translation.Hope you like them.
1. Teacher to the child : Don't talk to your friend !
Child : I'm just asking him .
Teacher : Why don't you ask ME ?
Child : OK, would you like to play football after school ?
2. A husband wanted to buy a golden ring for his wife on her birthday.He asked the merchant about the price of one .He replied : 1000 pounds.
The husband made a looooong whistle to express how expensive this is for him.He searched until he found another ring he liked and asked the merchant : Now ,how much does this one cost ?
The merchant replied : 2 whistles !
Subject: 2 jokes 
Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:14 pm
